I predict John Edward and his buddies will capitalize on this study.
Hey! It’s great news! According to a study in the Daily Mail, psychic powers exist and we can see into the future. Wow! Although apparently the effects must be really small because no one seems to have been able to predict that 9-11 was going to happen. Hmmm… And no one foresaw the disaster in Haiti. Wow, that’s weird. In fact, as far as I can tell, these psychics seem to regularly only foresee events in a really general way and then make them fit with reality. That is so odd. But the Daily Mail says psychic powers exist, so I don’t see any reason to doubt it.
And it’s great news. I just foresaw that I was going to win the lottery. I’m going to buy my ticket now. I’m sure it’ll work out great. My psychic abilities tell me so.
And it’s a good thing I can’t find much in the way of any sources in this story. I think what happened is that the writer, being psychic, intuited that someone would actually look at those sources and then try and use them to say that the story was ridiculous. Good thing that writer was psychic, saved us all some annoying skeptic stepping in and making psychic powers disappear by scowling.
Off to get my lottery ticket!
